Comedy Roast of Charlie Sheen Quotes

Maybe I should have listened to those 60 doctors, three ex-wives, two paramedics and nine dead relatives who were motioning me toward the light. All of whom told me not to do this roast.

Charlie Sheen
Maybe I should have listened to those 60 doctors, three ex-wives, two paramedics and nine dead relatives who were motioning me toward the light. All of whom told me not to do this roast.
I've hung around with a lot of shady people over the years, losers, drug addicts, dealers, desperate (prostitutes). But to have you all here on one night is really special.
Patrice O'Neal on Charlie Sheen
I said yes to this (roast) because I respect Charlie Sheen, not his body of work.
Steve-O on Charlie Sheen
Charlie still hasn't hit rock bottom. I know he's looking forward to it, though, because he thinks there's a rock there.
Charlie and I have quite a bit in common. We both love porn, we've both done a ton of drugs and neither of us are actors.
Seth MacFarlane on Charlie Sheen
How do you get fired from Two and a Half Men? Do they haul you in and say, 'Sorry, you don't suck enough'?
About Fellow Roaster Mike Tyson: He's a guy who's beaten every opponent he has gone up against, except the letter S.
Kate Walsh on Charlie Sheen
Charlie was making $1.8 million an episode. He had so much money he was having a hospital rush to him.
Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys, your liver, the only thing you've had removed is your kids.
Anthony Jeselnik on Charlie Sheen
Charlie, you're a monster. Every moment of your life looks like the first two minutes of Law and Order: SVU.
Amy Schumer on Charlie Sheen
You were amazing in Platoon. Your marriage to Denise Richards was kind of like her Vietnam because she was constantly afraid of being killed by Charlie.
It was international news when you ruined the lives of those two girls living with you. You know, your daughters.
Jeffrey Ross on Charlie Sheen
How do you roast a meltdown? Charlie's meltdown is so bad, Al Gore's making a documentary about it."
After eight years of Two and a Half Men, it's great to finally see you doing a comedy show.

These were some quotes from the comedy roast of Charlie Sheen. The roast will be broadcassted on the 19th of september.

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