Rampage Jackson always has something funny to say. In fact, he is one of the funniest fighters to listen to. From the fact that he tries to seduce female reporters to the fact that he appeared in the 2010 movie: The A-Team, shows that he is also an entertainer and could be either a stand up comedian or a actor.

The comedy roast of Charlie Sheen video is a Comedy Central Production in witch, this year, Charlie Sheen is the victim of Roast Master Seth MacFarlane and other stars such as Jon Lovitz, Amy Schumer and previously roasted William Shatner. Guest appearances include Guns 'N Roses frontman Shlash. The lineup also includes Steve-O of Jackass and Mike Tyson.

The comedy roast of Charlie Sheen took place. It will be aired on the 19th of September at 10 p.m. ET/PT. In total, nine roasters took on Charlie Sheen and jokes ranged from the fact that he lost he's job on Two and a half Men to prostitutes and drugs. Even Charlie Sheen's children came up in a few jokes.

Maybe I should have listened to those 60 doctors, three ex-wives, two paramedics and nine dead relatives who were motioning me toward the light. All of whom told me not to do this roast.

Tomorrow night (Sat. 7/9) at 10pm PT, grab a webcam and interact with David Koechner (Anchorman, The Office) as he joins Dr. Aggro Cocky (Matt Besser) and his crazy characters in The Back Room live from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Hollywood! Also featuring Andy Daly, Josh Fadem and musical guest Mike Phirman! We'll give out a signed Anchorman poster to one lucky person who goes live on video!

I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law and Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.

If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?

I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.

Richard said, "The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker."

It's not R'n'B music you know. R'n'B music is always five black guys with no shirt. "Yeah, I'm horny, Yeah." They always singing how fine a girl is. "Girl you're fine. Lay you down fine." They always say smooth soft and silky in every song don't they then they put beats to it. "Girl you're smooth, you're soft, fine... silky"

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

Chris Rock Quotes from Kill the Messenger (2008)

George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like "give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra...anything but another white man! That last one fucked up my roof!"

My sexuality is straight transvestite or male lesbian. It seems we are beyond the idea that I am gay and hiding it. If I had to describe how I feel in my head, I'd say I'm a complete boy plus half a girl. I don't seem to have the sixth sense that women have or their stronger senses of taste and smell. Gay men can also have it but straight men don't.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

Here we will post contest rules and various new information about this DVD Bluray release.

Kathy Griffin wants a Tony is the comedian's latest comedy show. She wants to add a Tony Award to her list of accomplishments. Her 2 hour stand up comedy act is being held at the Belasco Theatre in New York for a limited run only.

On the 19th of march 2011 at Mount Baker Theatre (Address: 104 N, Commercial St.) the Masters of Standup Comedy Tour will make a pit stop...

The stand up comedian and co-creator of The Office hit television show is going to go on his first stand up comedy tour - Stephen Merchant Live: Hello Ladies witch will be at the Bich Winsor Hall on the 25th of November 2011.

While most people think that comedian Charlie Sheen, the actor who got fired from Two And a Half Men, is done and going through a mental breakdown - I think that he would be a great stand up comedian.

The stand up comedy show will start on 11th of march on HBO Canada. And will feature a new guest every week + some insights into John Dore's personal life and how he became a stand up comedian... from Canada...

The comedian Carl Joshua Ncube said for the press that he is going to promote comedy acts on a world wide tour from May 2011. He also said that only using the social media he could stay in touch with a possible international audience.

Rob Schneider is a well known Hollywood actor that starred in hit comedies such as: The Waterboy and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. The comedian's recent stand up comedy show didn't go so smooth though because a member of the audience started engaging him in the first two minutes of the show.

Stand Up Comedian Chris rock in a recent interview for Esquire Magazine said that the Tea Party is like little children who wear themselves out right before bedtime. All because of the Tea Party's anti-tax and small-government movement.

Comedian John Oliver of the Daily Show will spearhead the comedy lineup this year at SXSW. Comedy Central will play a special edition of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show. Well known comedians such as Anthony Jeselnik and Peter Holmes will perform at the festival.

Ben Bailey will perform stand up comedy this week. But don't be fooled, it's all new material. The comedian wants to delight his audience with new fake stories that seem real. I guess Ben Bailey has a great imagination that he puts in his stand up comedy acts.

The movie theater at 3175 N Broadway will be renovated as a comedy club by the Laugh Factory as a method of expanding the Laugh Factory Brand. The theater was about to be made into dental offices. Luckily the Lakeview East Chamber of Commerce convinced the owner to wait for someone that will keep the tradition of this theater intact.

This year ITV and Big Talk Productions have started casting for stand up comics that want a chance to make it in the big comedy clubs. Exposure of this sort will be great for unknown stand up comedians and even if you participate and don't win, the exposure level is enough to get you excited.

Every time Bill Burr does a stand up comedy video he tell it like it is. This show is no exception and the Why Do I Do This? video will make you relate to it more than you can imagine. Bill Burr likes to make gags about what piss people off and that is why he is one of the most loved Stand Up Comedians. Even though this is an older video you will see that people don't change and stand up comedy videos like this are worth while remembering on a day to day basis.

Bill Burr: Let It Go Full stand up comedy Video is a culmination of the comedian's performance on the road in 2008 and 2009. This set of polished stand up comedy routines is truly a dream to watch. Even Bill Burr understands that the opportunity to be on stage where countless musicians and comedians have been in a rare honor for a stand up comic. This is why the comedian tries to come out with fresh material that will be enjoyed by the audience to it's full extent.

Kevin Hart's stand up comedy video I'm a Grown Little Man is both entertaining and filled with energy. People just love the way the comedian manages to keep his audience on their tows throughout the video. Some people complain about their abs hurting, some complain about tearing up with laughter. But the bottom line is that comedian Kevin Hart is hilarious. Like the hit Seriously Funny stand up comedy video, Kevin Hart keeps up the action and "adventure" that is stand up comedy!

The stand up comedy concert: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special is Ricky Gervais first HBO stand up comedy special. This is the first time comedian Ricky Gervais has the chance to prove himself at one of the best known and most respected comedy channels: HBO. We love the way his routines work out when taking on sensible topics such as: Nazis, fame and autism. We also love the fact that on this video he called the United States of America a "third world country"! :)

Bill Bailey doesn't have to use bad words in order to get his message out there. His shows are mostly for Adults and he can make you tear up with laughter. Bill Bailey Dandelion Video is one of his great stand up comedy performances. This, combined with the fact that it's fresh (released in 2010) will have you laughing in no time. Jokes about Iranian Hip Hop and internet love songs will have you laughing in no time.

Bill Bailey is one fun stand up comedian, not in the George Carlin or Kevin Hart sort of way, but when he is behind the keyboard that the show starts. The problem with this particular stand up comedy video is that comedian Bill Bailey spends too much time justifying why he is on stage, why he is doing what he is doing and so on. Some may think that he is boring at first but in this case it's good to spend a little time listening to his "ramblings" because the rest of the stand up comedy concert is fantastic. Bill Bailey has a neat way of combining music with stand up comedy and that is a special thing.

The Alex Reymundo Red Nexican Video is actually comedian Alex Reymundo with 4 comedian girls: Sara Contreras, Marilyn Martinez, Monique Marvez and Sandra Valls. Alex Reymundo does a great job at opening the door for comedian girls in a man dominated sport of stand up comedy. Alex Reymundo is still one of the funniest stand up comedians out there, but this time he decides to let us know that girls can do a great stand up comedy act too...

Carlos Mencia is one of the most popular stand up comedians in America. His video: The best of funny is funny is actually a compilation of the best jokes he did on the show. The comedian first makes us laugh and then Carlos Mencia has a way of implementing life lessons into his act and makes us all take a look at who we are and at the fact that we tend to take ourselves much too seriously.

Voodoo Child is Eddie Griffin's first stand up comedy broadcast recorded back in 1997 by HBO. Voodoo Child is probably one of the greatest and funniest stand-up acts performed by Eddie Griffin.

No strings Attached recorded live in San Francisco back in 2006 is one of Carlos Mencia's most appreciated performance, he makes luaugh of everything you can think of: race relations, politics, terrorism...you name it.

Bill Bailey’s ‘Part troll’ gathered the laughs and good spirits at the Hammersmith Apollo in June 2004 when he definitely owned the stage.