Get well soon. P.S. I know it’s terminal, but they didn’t have a card for that.”
Combined bus and cycle lanes, what a crap idea that is! It would be like having a path in the jungle for walkers and lions.
We now have an advertisement campaign, please ask ‘is this your bag’ to stop unattended packages, quite who you’re supposed to ask ‘is this your bag’ to if the package is genuinely unnatended…
We are no longer allowed to incite hatred against lesbians, gays and transgenders, but it’s ok we can still make jokes about them, which is lucky isn’t it, especially when it comes to transgenders, if you take a lady home and find out she’s got a cock, you wanna be able to have a bloody good laugh about it!
It had just come out and had a shiny purple and black striped cover. It doesn't mean that much to me at the moment as my turntable is bust.
Yes, I've smoked marijuana, and I inhaled... just now.
(talking about Gordon Brown)
This is the man who still believes we live in a much safer world without Saddam Hussein, a world where you could get on a train, see an unattended package, and think ‘crikey im having that’
(talking about Sarah Palin)
She is the stupid man's donut
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