Ahmed Ahmed Quotes

An American girl hit on me in a club and asked me to make her an Egyptian princess. So I threw a sheet over her head and told her to be quiet.

I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist. I said I was a comedian. They said, "Say something funny then." I told them I had just graduated from flying school.
My name is Ahmed Ahmed. I can’t even fly a kite anymore.
They put you in what I call “The Brown Room" There’s normally about a dozen or so people of a brownish colour looking around and saying, “You look like a terrorist.” “No, you look like a terrorist.”

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